Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, January 15, 2016

Short Story / Hazel's Horrible Day

I've been wanting to show you guys some of my stories I make for Latin. Hope you like.
 
Hazel’s Horrible Day
Hazel playfully messed with the piece of her hum like playing with plato. She madly thought of all the unfair happenings of the day. After waiting for her fiery burritos at McDonald’s for almost an hour she hurried over to her social class. She opened the giant door only see nobody. She quickly realized they relocated fir the day. As she offered a mundane excuse for being late with all the ladies they just looked at her like she was a barbarian. Hazel was having thoughts about dissociating with the social group. The only reason Hazel joined the group was to break her antisocial self, but they made her not want to talk. Like the day when Hazel was just telling them about her day when they started jumping on her about practicing her pronunciation. So she drove back to home. Only things got worse when she turned on the tv only to find her favorite president. Goulding. She hated Goulding. She was so stressed. So Hazel turned into the only thing that could make her happy. She opened her pantry to find her fiery burritos. Only to find none.
 
THE END

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Avengers

Hey guys!
Sorry about that last post.
It was probably boring, but I just did this school paper and I was kinda proud of it so I just posted it.
Lol;P 
So, as you know my sister's birthday was a couple weeks ago
I thank her so much for having her birthday this month
Because Age Of Ultron came out the day of her birthday and we got it for her. 
Thanks sis! 
Lol so today I'm going to kinda just show you A LOT of avenger funny pictures I love. 
If you want to see more go here, but I might just post all of them. 






















"I'm not going to fight you anymore. Cause you're my friend." 
"And your my mission!!!!"
*punches him in the face like over and over and over* 


I'm multitasking 
~Black Widow

"You world is avenging....Your world is crazy"
~Falcon

So guys, if you haven't watched Age of Ultron or Winter Soldier WATCH IT! It's awesome. 
Also, watch this cool video. It's really cool. 
This is so awesome! So yah. 

Later Mater,
               Bernie;P 

Friday, October 16, 2015

Heartie Obsession Post #2

Hey guys.
So I know.
I haven't been very good at my Heartie Obsession Post.
Truth is...................
I'm not really into it right now.
Shows aren't playing anymore.
And my sister just got Age of Ultron for her birthday
So, I'm kinda catching up on all the avenger movies we have.
So, yeah!
But before I kinda forget this Heartie Obsession Post for a while.
I just gotta show you this funny blooper video from season 1.
Literally, I watched this SO MUCH.
It made me happy.
Lol and Henry's laugh though;)
And all of Jack's mess ups ;D
This is hilarious!
I almost never actually LAUGH OUT LOUD to something.
But Mr. Gowan's laugh made me laugh and watch it a hundred times.
Lol so here you go!
 
What part did you just LAUGH at?
Is it hard for you to laugh when on Youtube?
 
 
~Bernie;P

Friday, September 4, 2015

AWESOME FOOD AWARD!

My warmest welcomes to my fellow bloggers!
How do you feeleth this splendid Friday afternoon?
Haha did I do good.
Just working on my fancy talk.
SO GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
I just heard that I won Jamie's giveaway!
Go and check her blog out!
It's awesome!
I will get a lovely button from Maddy!
I'm so excited!
AHH!
I won!
I never win giveaways!
I guess I have terrible luck.
Once I did 10 out of 10 things you could do to have entries and I still didn't win.
I thought I was almost sure I did!
But anyway!
YES!
So today I'm going to do the......
AWESOME FOOD AWARD!
First, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Katie and Trinity for nominating me.
I was waiting for someone to because I really wanted to do it.
So thanks!
LET'S GO!
Trinity's questions
Cake or icecream?
Icecream. I don't like cake much. To dry. Although ice cream does make my mouth dry. I like ice cream!
What is your favorite dessert?
Let's see........Popsicles I guess.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
ChickFila! Did I spell that right? I think so..
 
If you could only eat the same meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? 
Shrimp. Or tacos. I'd say shrimp because I don't eat it a lot, but I like it a lot. So it'd take a little longer to get tired of it since I don't eat it as much.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate! It's rumbling in my tumbling. Pooh quote lol.
What is your favorite pop(or soda)?
Sprite! I love it! I drink it whenever I can. Although I like 7up a little better. Not a lot of restaurants have that though. I love 7up though. It's awesome!
Do you like gum? If so, what is your favorite flavor?
I LOVE GUM! I like watermelon. The layer ones. Yea! That!
Apple pie or pumpkin pie?
Pumpkin! With whip cream please!
Do you like mashed potatoes plain or with gravy?
I like with gravy, but I'll eat it without.
What is your favorite Mexican food?
Tacos! TACO TUESDAY YA'LL!
Katie's questions
1. Absolute favourite food of all time that you couldn't live without?
Tacos!
2. Do you like spicy food?
Yeah. It's pretty good. I don't like really spicy. I'm trying to get it like it.
3. What's something you refuse to eat?
Cabbage. Sweet potatoes. Yas.
4. What's your favourite pizza topping?
Ham and Pineapple. YAS!!!
5. What did you last eat for breakfast?
Honey Puff! YUM A YUM!
6. What did you last eat for lunch?
Peanut butter and jelly. Cause who doesn't eat that for lunch?
7. What did you last eat for dinner?
Chickfila sandwich and waffle fried! YUM!
8. Do you have snacks?
YAS! Snacks is my life!
9. What's your favourite ice cream flavour?
Rainbow Sherbet! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
10. What's your favourite restaurant to go to?
I don't know. Chickfila!
I tag......
And.............
My questions for you.
1. Can you remember ever having tacos on Tuesday?
2. Is their a show where you eat like crazy while your watching it? If so, what show? And what snacks?
3. What's you favorite sea food?
4. If you could be a food for a day. You could go into the belly and have a big party with the other food in your belly? Would you do it? If not, why?
5. A food that starts with the letter b.
6. Favorite food network show?
7. Favorite food?
8. Least favorite food?
9. Are you a picky eater?
10. One food you don't like that everybody thinks your crazy because you don't like.
 
Thanks for nominating me! This was super fun! You have fun too!
 

 

Friday, August 28, 2015

Awards! ;P

Hey Everyone! 
For those of you who are very curious to see who won the giveaway.
 I will be doing a post soon.
I'm just the worst at getting the winners to you the day it ends.
Anywho...
Today I'm doing a tag post. 
I thought I'd do a big long one because I know a lot of people have nominated me for awards.
But the only one I remember is one. 
So, I'm doing the Infinity Award! 
I was nominated by Maddy and Abigail! 
Thanks so much!
Maddy's Questions:
1.What is your dream vacation?
Right now I'd like a lovely trip to the rocky Bad Lands in South Dakota or Arizona. 
BUUUT......I've always wanted to go to like all Europe. 
And Dallas, Texas, but I'd like to do that as like a business trip. 
Don't ask why cause I have no idea.
2.Your favorite song?
Ummm.....I don't listen to music much, but I LOVE Cornerstone. 
And I love..........Paradise by Tedashii. ;P 3.Favorite summer memory?
I have a lot, but I'm going to tell you two. Actually three. 
1. When all my cousins were just pushing each other in the pond water. 
2. And my brother in the car at Savannah imitating how people drink water. 
4.Do you have any pets?
I have a guinea pig named Jessica and a dog named Rudo. 
5.What’s your favorite hair style to do?
Just a plain ol ponytail
6.Have you ever been on a air plane?
No. I want to! 
7.Coffee or Tea?
Tea. I don't like coffee. 
8.Your biggest fear?
Nothing. Just joking. Um.......Walking in the dark in the woods. 
9.What was the last vacation that you went on?
I think it was Savannah GA. I think. 
10.Your favorite Bible verse?
1st Peter 1:25-26. 
11.What did you do today?
I went to the library, went to a yard sale and hang with our friends their, and came home and watched Murder She Wrote and played outside. And did school. 
Abigail's Questions:
1.What grade are you in?
8th. 
2.What did you do today?
Just look at question 11. It's to long to type again lol. 
3. If you could have 2 hours to do absolutely anything, what would you do?
Go to Mexico and do a mission trip there. Or just dance in Dallas, Texas with my besties. 
4. Are you currently writing a story? (If so, what is it about?)
I'm not. 
5. Do you like to sew?
Yeah, but I don't do it.
6.What's your favorite Bible verse?
1st Peter 1:25-26
7. Are you homeschooled or go to a public school?
HOMESCHOOLED! 
8. What's your favorite school subject?
Right now, nothing. 
But I do like English. 
9. What is your favorite book?
Yes. I think. Maybe not. To many. 
Ok, The Last Olympian and Horse and his Boy. 
10. Do you have any pets?
Yes. Question 4 tells more about them.
11. What do you want to do when you get older?
Right now, I just want to be married and adopt, but I also would like to babysit and do some kind of traveling job maybe. I don't know what though.
Oh. And I forgot. I'm going to fail at this one. 
SOLVE THE RIDDLE TAG! 
I'm totally going to fail at this. 
My sister is helping this with me. 
                                              What comes but never arrives?
I have no idea................

                  Mary's father had 4 children; three of them are named Nana, Nini, and Nene. 
                                                What is the forth child's name?
Nono? 
It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What                                                                         is it?
I almost said a dog, but then I realized.....yeeaah. 
Poke your fingers into my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, I                                             am greedy and devour them all. Who am I?
Sarah says a pen. I do not get any of this! :O 
                                  What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
A dead person! I have no idea. 
So I'm not going to nominate anyone because I can't do riddles. 
I tag...........................
and 

Thanks for nominating me! It was so fun! 

Until next time......

Fellow blogger *tips my head*

~Bernie 

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

10 Random Facts about ME! AGAIN!

HEY PEOPLE! Here is another blog challenge post! I was extremely excited for this one cause I did 10 random facts about me about a month ago but forgot some of my main random facts. So let us begin!

1. I roll my tongue when I'm concentrating. I'm not ashamed about it either! I was rolling my tongue just today when I was playing this kind of hard piece on the piano.
2. I'm left-handed! COMMENT IS YOU ARE LEFT-HANDED! #proudlefthander
3. I not only give personalities to numbers but also to keys on the piano. C is like the popular one! D is liked by E and C and he's a little strange. E is kind of like C but really nice and calm. F is best friends with E and is calm. G is best friends with C and kind of the cool guy. A is very super nice! B is really super strange (ya know cause the B sounds the strangest out of the all the white keys hehe)
4. I don't like cheese on sandwiches but I like macaroni and cheese and subway sandwiches with cheese.
5. I love dry eraser boards!
6. I the summer I sleep with a sheet and quilt and a comforter. I sometimes get hot with all those though.
7. I like really unknown music bands. (Like Gardiner Sisters and Royal Tailor)
8. I LOVE 19 KIDS AND COUNTING! We also went to a homeschool conference and they were there to!
8. I have a boyfriend. MY DOG!
9. I love mysteries!
10. Lately, I've been not changing into my day clothes until like an hour before we have to leave.

So there ya go! I'm very proud that I didn't copy any facts from last time! YA!

What are some random facts about you? Do you like 19 kids and counting? Do you not change into day clothes until you have to leave? What hand are you? Do you have personalities for the piano keys?

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Pinterest Fill;) DAT'S SO FUNNY!

Hello! Today I'm doing a Pinterest fill! I'm also doing to deserted island tag.
HERE WE GO!
As Peter Pan said.


























Which one was your favorite? Comment below and tell me! I'd love to know!
 
BYE!
 
Peace and Love,
                  Bernie;P